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A haunting tale of mystery, a heartwarming tale through the eyes of Christmas ornament, a post-apocalyptic meeting of a women's group, and a tale of an odd sisterhood, our 2026–2027 season has something for everyone.
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The Haunting of Hill House

Adapted for the stage by F. Andrew Leslie, from the novel by Shirley Jackson

Directed by: Tamara Smith

In this adaptation of Shirley Jackson's genre-defining novel, an investigation at a haunted house descends into a tale of psychic and psychological terror.

Performances run at Stairs Memorial United Church, October 1 - 17th, 2026.

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Memories of a Christmas Ornament

By Maureen Rooney Music & Lyrics by Lori Biamonte Mohacsy & Darcy Phillips | Additional Lyrics, Musical Dramaturgy by Maureen Rooney | Incidental Music by Bruce Mohacsy

Directed by: Jason Dick

A magical Christmas ornament comes to life and transports us back to the day she was bought as an engagement gift. The ornament becomes a treasured part of every family Christmas that follows, witnessing the couple's life unfold - their joys, struggles, milestones, and enduring love - becoming a silent keeper of their family history across the years.

Performances run at Stairs Memorial United Church, November 26 - December 1312, 2026.

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5 Lesbians eating a Quiche

By Evan Linder and Andrew Hobgood

Directed by: Dale Charron

The play follows the Susan B. Anthony Society for the Sisters of Gertrude Stein during their annual quiche breakfast, which is interrupted by a nuclear attack, forcing the five "widow" characters to confront their repressed identities, sexuality, and love for quiche in a campy, surreal apocalypse

Performances run at Stairs Memorial United Church, March 11 - 27, 2027.

 

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Half Cracked: The Legend of Sissy Mary

By Evan Linder and Andrew Hobgood

Directed by: Dale Charron

A tragicomedy of two sisters living on their own in a small, weathered Nova Scotian farmhouse and their interactions with a folklorist visiting the community to document its fading stories.

Performances run at Stairs Memorial United Church, June 10 - 25, 2027